Ordering a Chinese when..

Sat in the Chinese Thursday night and two of the loudest women ever kept asking the lady taking their order what specific words are translated into in Chinese. 

The top 3:

3.) "What is 'chicken balls' in Chinese?" 

2.) "What is 'yes' in Chinese? 

1.) "What's 'Malaysia' in Chinese?"

Safe to say the Chinese lady felt like shooting herself after their incredibly loud laughs, but she did well considering. I was pretending to text so I didn't make eye contact, they seemed like the type to talk to you for hours and make you go out of your mind with their over the top laughs and questions... Which they did... But to the poor Chinese lady. 

Give her a raise.

For all that are wondering: sweet and sour chicken balls and chips